Sunday, November 30, 2008

Aunt Ruby's in Town


The other day my friend called me and I was commiserating over how my Aunt Ruby had just arrived for her monthly visit, which usually last 3-4 days depending on her mood, which is frequently grumpy. I wasn't going to getting any tonight.

"Sex is really good for cramps," my friend says.

"Yeah, I know," I say miserly.

"Wait do you guys do it when your Aunt is visiting?" she asks.

"No," I say. "The mere sight of Aunt Ruby is a real turn off for him."

"So how do you know it helps?" she asks.

Right then I abruptly end the phone call with, "I need to go take a shower. I'll call you later, when I'm feeling better."

8 comments:

  1. hahahaha. oh man. lolol

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  2. shower power, you go girl!

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  3. Good times-haha.

    Here from NaBloPoMo! Good luck!

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  4. Oh my Gosh girl too much info.
    I'm sorry there's just some things I need to keep to myself. But, its ms. wendy and we all love ya anyway.

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  5. The nature of blogs is too much information. Or maybe I should say purpose?

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