FAIL!
The other night, unbeknown to me, we ran out of dishwashing detergent. I almost never put detergent in the dishwasher, when I load it, because, I usually use too much detergent, causing the opening mechanism to jam. The end result is a rock hard rectangle of dish detergent that frequently fails! to dispense.
"Oh no!" exclaims Stefan as he runs to the dishwasher.
I look up to see the dishwasher foaming at the mouth.
I say to myself, "that thing cannot break tonight, it's only three years old."
Then I say a quick prayer to the Dishwashing Repair Angels, "to promise to start being good if they let my dishwasher live."
"I only used a tiny amount," swears Stefan. "We were out of regular dishwashing detergent. I thought it would be okay."
"Ha ha ha ha he he he he ho ho ho," I can't stop laughing.
I would have even rolled around on the floor laughing, because it was so funny, but I didn't want to get all foamy. Besides, I was overcome with joy that the dishwasher wasn't broken and he was cleaning the mess.
OMG! I've done that! I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one in the world who thought hmmm... dishwashing liquid....dishwasher.....why not? Oh, crap!!!!!!!! They should put a warning label on the bottle that it's not suppose to be used in dishwasher for fear of flying bubbles.
ReplyDeleteI always say a quick prayer to St. Jude (of hopeless causes). That's what my grandma taught me to do!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that St Jude prayer. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Funny. A warning is a great idea.
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