I See Boobs

"Mommy what do these remind you of," says Vinny.

I stopped what I was doing and looked at the book, expecting to see something food related, like angel hair pasta, or salmon, or a nice warm, loaf of French bread.

But that isn't what I saw.



"Um, I don't know, what do you see?" I say lobbing the ball back to him.

"Boobs, they look like boobs," says Vinny.

"Well, that's because they are," I say.

I showed it to Stefan and he shouted, "it's a corset!"

I was going to say something, to my husband, about monitoring Vinny's books more closely, but I could tell he was having a proud Daddy moment. And I didn't want to ruin it for him.