Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Honey Crisp Apples



Internet meet my new favorite apple.

"Hello, my name is Honey Crisp," says the apple. "I'm the best apple money can buy. And you're going to need a lot of money if you buy me without fertilizers or pesticides."

These apples make other apples look, taste mushy and soft. I like my apples like I like my men, hard, crisp and slightly tart.

"Nom, nom, nom."

3 comments:

  1. um i don't know about the tart I prefer a sweet man. don't think I can find a crisp hard man at my age. guess I will have to stick with apples

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  2. Organic Pink Lady and Jonnah Golds are great options too!

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  3. I'll have to try those. thanks. Yes sweet men are nice.

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