Pink Eye

"Honey, I think Vinny has pink eye," I say. "One of his friends at school has it, too."

"Hmmmmm, it is really red," says Hubby.

"You probably won't be able to go to school tomorrow," I say.

"Wait," says Vinny. "If I don't go to school, can I still go surfing?"

"No way!" says Hubby. "You can't go surfing with Pink Eye."

"Yes, you can," I say. "Saint Super Ped said surfing would help clear it up."

Later this evening.

"My eye itches," says Hubby. "I think I have Pink Eye."

"That's funny my eye feels kind of weird, too," I say. "Don't worry, Saint Super Ped said the drops would be good for the whole family."