Sunday, March 31, 2013
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Trader Joes
This always happens. I go into Trader Joes for two things. Two hundred dollars later my cart is over flowing with vegetables, salsa, sunflower butter and gluten free pasta.
Which basically makes the people in line at Trader Joes with 10 things or less in their shopping baskets super heroes.
Friday, March 29, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Support Gay Marriage
"Mommy can you marry a boy in this state?" asks Gio
"Not yet," I say.
"What state can you marry a boy?" asks Gio .
"I'm not sure, I'd have to look it up," I say.
"If I marry a boy do I have to kiss him?" asks Gio.
"Yes," I say.
"Maybe I don't want to marry a boy," says Gio.
"Well, if you marry a girl would you want to kiss her?" I ask.
"Maybe I don't want to get married," says Gio. "I'll just stay single and live with you guys forever."
"Not yet," I say.
"What state can you marry a boy?" asks Gio .
"I'm not sure, I'd have to look it up," I say.
"If I marry a boy do I have to kiss him?" asks Gio.
"Yes," I say.
"Maybe I don't want to marry a boy," says Gio.
"Well, if you marry a girl would you want to kiss her?" I ask.
"Maybe I don't want to get married," says Gio. "I'll just stay single and live with you guys forever."
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Monday, March 25, 2013
Pee Pee Pants
"Hey Gio, can you hand me that bag in the back of the car, please?" I ask.
"Which bag?" asks Gio.
"The bag with the flower bag in it," I say.
"You have clothes in this bag," says Gio. "Did you pack them in case you peed your pants?"
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Don Dahvee Disc Golf Course
Friday, March 22, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Savory Butt Rolls
"Mom, can we get the Savory Butt Rolls?" asks Gio.
"What?!" I ask thinking my kid and his potty humor are going to drive me crazy, and wishing he would refrain from speaking in public.
Butt upon closer inspection I realize a sticker is covering the rest of the word, "BUTTER," leaving the reader with the words ,"Savory BUTT Rolls."
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Monday, March 18, 2013
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Happy St. Patty's Day
Beware of leprechauns selling green beer.....And if this picture looks oriented sideways, I'm afraid I'm too late with my advice.
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
What's That Smell?
"Mom, my backpack smells can you please wash it?" asks Vinny.
"Oh sure," I say, then promptly forget about washing his backpack.
Two weeks later.
"Dad, my backpack REALLY stinks," complains Vinny.
Fortunately, Hubby took command of the smelly "situation."
"Oh my gosh!" yells Hubby. "Look what I found in Vinny's backpack! Moldy, decomposed chicken tenders in a cracked plastic container! No wonder it smells like something died in there."
The Smell Formerly Known As Chicken Tenders.
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Happy Daylight Savings 2013
Daylight Savings brings longer days, and jetlag minus the jet and all the traveling. Good luck functioning in an un–Zombie like state tomorrow.
And it's already time to go to bed. Goodnight!
Saturday, March 9, 2013
Friday, March 8, 2013
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Monday, March 4, 2013
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
The Face
Sometimes, Gio catches me in the act of taking his picture. This photo is the direct result of him rushing the camera in an effort to stop me. He failed this time. I still got my picture, though he looks pretty weird.............
Also, Happy March!





























