"That's why I love you," says Stefan after reading my blog.
"Why?" I ask.
"Because you're so funny, and that's the only reason," he says laughing.
"And I thought you loved me because I look just like Angelina Jolie when I'm naked?"
"She doesn't do anything for me," he says. "She looks like an alien."
Although, I think if we were watching her in a movie he might feel differently. But maybe the whole Billy Bob blood thing is still lingering in the back of his mind. Sounds like Billy and Angie each thought the other was Jesus or something.
At any rate, Angelina doesn't really do anything for me either. While, Brad Pitt may be a better person, I have to say he doesn't look as cute since he became Brangelina. He looks prettier standing alongside Jennifer Aniston.
And Stefan probably wouldn't have left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina if he was Brad, but I would have. So let's see what he thinks of the other Jennifer.
"Okay does Jennifer Nettles do it for you?" I ask leadingly.
"Yeah," he says. And I can feel his body getting excited at the thought of her. He was trying to hide it, but I'm really kinesthetic.
Now there is something we can both agree on.
