Shocking news, today, on Candy Candy Lane!
Wall-E was devastated when he over heard the Grinch utter "Kermit, I'm your father," in the muppet's ear.
In light of this news, I totally understand why Kermy is attracted to Miss Piggy after all these years. We are drawn to what terrifies us.
As for Wall-E, personally, if I were him I'd be relieved. But, I suppose there's always hope. Who is to say the Grinch isn't part Tiger? I mean they're both stingy, right?