Sliver

"Hold still," says Hubby attempting to extract a sliver from my pinkie with a NEEDLE. "It hurts," I say. "I need a shot of almond milk."

And by almond milk, I mean TEQUILA.

"Hurry up, then," says Hubby.

"Okay, I'm ready," I say after taking my medication.

"I can't get it," says Hubby. "I'm going to need a bigger needle."

"In that case, I'm going to need more almond milk..........."

The EVIL sliver.