All I Want For Christmas!

"Can we go to Target so I can show you what I want for Christmas?" pleads Gio.

"You can just show me on the Internet," I say, hoping to avoid the trip to Target.

"I really need to show you in person," explains Gio.

"Oh, okay," I say. "But I'm not BUYING anything."

But that doesn't stop him from asking, "Will just get me this one thing, please?"

"No," I say one thousand times before leaving the store without anything for Gio.