Safety Dance Glee

"You know what this song is about right?" asks Hubby with a smirk.

"No, I don't," I say, curious.

"It's about, using condoms and having safe sex," says Hubby. "Safety dance, safe sex, get it?"

"Really?" I say, in disbelief.

Actually it's a popular myth that, "Safety Dance," is about safe sex. However,"Safety Dance," is a song demanding the freedom of expression through, dancing, specifically pogoing, jumping up and down like a pogo stick, which can lead to violent slam dancing.

Apparently, in the 80s, bouncers in night clubs threw out anyone pogo dancing, deeming it dangerous. And if you've ever been in, or on the outskirts of a slam pit, you know it's dangerous.

All it took was one ankle mashing by an out of control pogoer, for me to steer clear of slam pits for the rest of my life. Dude didn't even say he was sorry. Rude!

Where was that bouncer when I needed him?