
"Honey, I think Vinny has pink eye," I say. "One of his friends at school has it, too."
"Hmmmmm, it is really red," says Hubby.
"You probably won't be able to go to school tomorrow," I say.
"Wait," says Vinny. "If I don't go to school, can I still go surfing?"
"No way!" says Hubby. "You can't go surfing with Pink Eye."
"Yes, you can," I say. "Saint Super Ped said surfing would help clear it up."
Later this evening.
"My eye itches," says Hubby. "I think I have Pink Eye."
"That's funny my eye feels kind of weird, too," I say. "Don't worry, Saint Super Ped said the drops would be good for the whole family."