Taylor the Latte Boy

I'm at home and I reallllllly want an Americano, espresso with water, but I'm too lazy to drive to Starbucks. So instead of drinking my caffeine, I'm just going to have to settle for listening to it right now.



The other day in the car, while Gio and I were on our way to school, Taylor the Latte Boy by Kristen Chenoweth came on.

"Taylor?" asks Gio. "He's in my class! He doesn't work at Starbucks."

"Not that Taylor," I say.

"Oh," he says.

Then we proceeded to listen to "Taylor the Latte Boy" ten more times until we reached our destination. In the classroom, Gio excitedly told his Taylor all about the song. But Taylor had never heard the song, and had no idea what Gio was talking about.