Fix It!

One of my favorite Saturday Night Live skits, "Fix It!" perfectly describes how I feel about my cell phone right now.

"Fix it!"

Please.

Thank you. That is all. Carry on.

Betty White on Saturday Night Live

I never thought I'd have a girl crush on an 88-year-old woman, but after watching Betty White host Saturday Night Live yesterday, I do. Betty, is the oldest and funniest person ever to host SNL.

And I want to be just like her when I grow up. If I ever do grow up, that is.

Besides, I'm fairly certain, we have matching auras, so that shouldn't be hard!

If you missed Betty on SNL, watch the skits here on my blog. Betty does not disappoint, or hold back. So while she may be the same age as your granny, you may want not to watch it with her. Betty is very, very naughty.

Somehow, Betty manages to make MacGrubber funny. MacGrubber is never funny, and always annoying.

Even if you already saw it, watch it, again. And again. This should get all of us through Monday, by golly. There are 19 skits, that have tiny commercial breaks between them, so don't freak out, it's working.

Laughter is the best medicine. And Betty's doin' it right. And by the looks of it, still doin' it. Did I mention I want to be Betty White when I grop up? Cause. I. Do.

Here's the backstory:

Sarah Palin Please Move to Hollywood

The gang at Saturday Night Live is at it again, this time with a hilarious song titled, "The Palin Rap." Sarah Palin balked at performing it herself, but watching her be bop along to the song, it is obvious she is no stranger to the camera. Hopefully she will forget this whole political dealio and march straight to Hollywood, as her viewer ratings are soaring off the charts.

SNL had a record 14 million viewers for Saturday night's show. Palin also has the highest number of internet searches for any political candidate ever. Whether Americans love her or hate they seem to be obsessed with her persona.

Now I am going to church to pray for a Palin movie. My mantra will be, "Move to Hollywood. You will be richer and famouser and no one will object to you bringing your kids along. Everyone does it. The weather is much better in L.A. Move to Hollywood."

Register to Vote!

Tonight I am going political with my blog. Don't worry I won't tell everyone who to vote for (Go Obama '08), this is more of a reminder for everyone to vote. I know it is a bit early for that reminder, but in order to be eligible to vote, a person must be registered to vote first. Voter registration must be postmarked by October 20th, 2008 in California. All other states vary from 15 to 30 days prior to Election Day, Tuesday November 4th.

Please don't use the excuse of, "I don't want to get jury duty, therefore, I can't register to vote." I will remind people that California jurors are selected from voter registration records and the Department of Motor Vehicles records. So unless you are going to give up your driver's license, there really are no excuses.

Also, a change of address, a change of name , or a change of political party affiliation all require a voter to re-register to vote. Someday, maybe everyone can be registered to vote automatically through a driver's license. Wouldn't that be easy?!

Did I hear someone say, " but it's against my religion." All I can say to that is it is time for a new religion.

Now onto funnier horizons. Or maybe just scarier horizons. Sometimes people laugh when they are scared. Here is a the second video installment of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin from the latest Saturday Night Live.

"Don't refer to me as a MILF!"

I am so excited! I just stumbled across this Saturday Night Live skit featuring two of my favorite funny people, Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton, and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, while writing my real blog.

Did Palin really say, "don't refer to me as a MILF," or are the SNL writers just poking fun at Palin? Personally, I wouldn't take being called a milf as an insult and I kind of like the song from Weeds.

Just last week I was telling Stefan, "that Sarah Palin looks like Tina Fey. They must have the same aura. Or maybe it's the glasses."

And now, lo and behold, Fey is playing Palin on SNL. I must be some sort of psychic.