I Need A Beach House

The happiest place on Earth, for me, is the beach. When I'm not surfing, I'm stoked watching Vinny boogieboard, while Gio serves up pretend food such as Crabby patties and mochas.

"Oh no more for me I'm stuffed," I feign.

I'm content listening to the pounding surf while reading a book. Or just sitting and letting the ocean lull me into a deep state of relaxation.

All this can only mean one thing.

I. Need. A. Beach. House