"Hey what's that purple box?" asks Gio, at the grocery store. "Does that say 'bunny love?" Daddy I gotta have some love!"
Let the marketing begin.
Gio's commentary is turning me into a conspiracy theorist. I believe the people who created Hooked On Phonics, and tell us to read to our kids fifteen minutes a day, are evil marketing geniuses.
Hooked on Phonics, shmonics. It's more like Hooked On Buying.
They don't care if our kids our educated, they just want them to make informed buying decisions. And by informed, I mean, have a preference for buying their product.
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