"Mommy's Right"

"I don't like our vacuum cleaner," I complain to Hubby.

"It's works so much better than our last one," says Hubby elated.

"Yeah, cause our last one was broken, and didn't work at all," I say. "The new one is too loud, and hard to push."

"I love it," says Hubby, taking my vacuum criticism to personally.

"You guys just have different ways," Gio interupts.

"Yeah, and Daddy's way is right!" says Hubby.

"No, Mommy's is right," says Gio. "The vacuum is too loud! It sounds like this, 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'"