Silk Underwear

"Hey cool skirt!" I say. "Can I take a picture?"

"No way!" says Gio. "I don't want anyone to see me wearing it, they'll think I'm a girl."

"Guys wear skirts," I say. "They're called kilts. Don't worry they're totally manly."

"But they'll still think it's a skirt," says Gio. "Just say they're underwear."

"You'd rather be seen in your underwear than a skirt?" I ask surprised.

"Yeah, skirts are worser," explains Gio.