Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Dancing With The Stars Conspiracy

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For years, I've been hearing my Mom rave about Dancing With The Stars.
How so and so is the best dancer ever, and on and on and on.

Just Tuesday night she was text message voting. She voted five times.

"Mom you text message vote for contestants on Dancing With The Stars?" I ask incredulous.

"Yes, all the time," she says. "I want them to win."

Then, Wednesday, My Mom says, "I'm boycotting Dancing With The Stars."

"What?" I ask in shock. "Did Jennifer Grey get voted off? I ask.

No," says My Mom. "Brandi! That Bristol Palin should have been the one to go. Sarah Palin is never going to win the election now. People are going to be mad."

Uh, right Mom because you were going to vote for Sarah Palin until the
Dancing With The Stars fiasco? I don't think so. There's only one group who can be blamed for this injustice. The tea baggers!

Then I ask a revealing question, "Mom, who did you vote for?"

"Kyle Massey and Jennifer Grey," she answers. "Brandi was so good, I didn't think she needed my vote," she says with regret.

Mom, don't worry it's not your fault the best dancer is off the show, it's the blind, achoooTEABAGoooooo voters.

And that Internet is the exact reason I boycott American Idol, the wrong people get voted off the show, and that just isn't right. But the real question is, will my Mom watch the Dancing With The Stars finale?????? My money says she won't be able to resist.

Though I don't want to be in the room if "white girl who can't dance," wins.

Da da da. Stay tuned.


Anonymous said...

Should dancing with the stars just have show judges and their votes in the future? What does the general public (who can vote 100 times for the same person) know about dance anyway?
The standard of dancing with the stars has been high and gets better each season. Miss universe is not picked by people voting from home is it?

nana/mama said...

Oh, I am so mad about the Brandi fiasco. Maybe, it will encourage people to vote--not just for Dancing with the Stars, but politically as well. Only one vote per person, please. Now we know how Al Gore felt. said...

lol Mom! And very true. said...

Yeah And sorry I spelled Brandy incorrectly.

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