Cinemark Cares

"Children under 6 are not allowed in R Rated features after 6pm," reads the Cinemark poster in the movie theater.

Internet, it's good to know Cinemark cares. Cinemark is watching out for adults entertainment pleasures. I know I'd hate to have my violent R rated movie interrupted by my 5 year old, not too mention other people's bad parenting.

"Sorry son," I'd say. "You can't go see 'Final Destination 5,' tonight because it's the 7:00 o'clock showing and you're still five. But wait until you turn 6 and we'll go see all the R rated movies you want, anytime of the day, even after six."