It's Valentine's Day So Shake Your Second Chakra

Happy Valentine's Day! I'm spending it writing the Kelly Slater interview, which I began working on yesterday.

"Just publish it," yells someone.

Well, see, it isn't that easy. Let me explain. I want to get it right. I want to take my time with it. Maybe I'm even a little nervous what everyone will think of it.

"I can't believe she didn't ask him if he's going to be sponsored by Nike?!"

As long as he surfs who cares who sponsors him.

or

"Why didn't she ask him about his hot affair with Cameron Diaz?"

There just friends, people. Yeah, I know, a guy and a girl being friends. That's so weird. It's probably some oddball surfer thing.

"Well what about Pamala Anderson, they really did have a thing?"

Yes, and that's so 90s. They are friends now.

"What about his daughter?"

Seems like he has the parental inclination to protect his kid. I totally get that, even though I write about mine incessantly in this blog.

"She's doing this cliff hanger thing just to torture me!"

No, honest, I'm not. It's coming and I'm working on it. Promise.

Wait, it's Valentine's Day.

Going to post a lusty Sugarland song because it's so lusty. Just listen to her voice. It's steaming with lust. And if that guitar solo doesn't get your groove on or vibrate in your second chakra( Hint: that's in your Pelvis, Elvis), then go watch some porno.

Yeah, I know V-Day is all about love and flowers, but what's the point if there's no chemistry. Back to the lab!