"I don't have a blog for tomorrow!" I say in a panic.
What's worse is it's today, and I still don't have a blog.
My kids have now grown accustomed to coming up with ideas for me to blog.
"You can write a blog about how we play Pokemon," says Vinny.
"You mean about the time we were arguing over the rules, and I was fiercely competitive with my own son calling him a cheater?" I ask. "Then after winning I basked in the glory of victory waving my arms in the air, and jumping up and down?"
"Yes, that would be a good blog," Vinny says.
"No thanks!" I say. "That would make me look like a terrible parent to the entire world. Or at least the two people that read this blog."
Gio has his own ideas for the blog, as well.
Gio's ideas frequently revolve around body by products.
"I know what you can blog," says Gio.
"Really?" I say.
"Yeah, you can blog on the poo poo Bandaid," he says laughing. "Yes, that would be a great blog!"
See, he had a Bandaid on his finger and he was wiping his..................Is that too much information? Gio is at the age where he is learning to wipe his own butt so his teacher doesn't have to.
But, I don't know if people really want to read about that? Especially, since we all know, we are going to get to that age where we may remember how to wipe our bottoms, but we'll be unable to reach them.
And lately, I'm really getting annoyed with the way people drive. I've had it with all the tail gating, texting and driving, and all the unsightly skid marks on the underwear, I mean the road. Enough already, please!
Anyways, I'm off topic, talking about several seemingly unrelated topics, which in my brain are all connected. I must get back to my blog, so have a nice day, Internet. TGIF! Almost.
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