Chocolate Cupcake Dental Floss

When I went to the dentist several days ago, the hygeniest gave me a goody bag complete with a new toothbrush, floss and travel size toothpaste.

"Did you get that at your appointment?" asks Gio.

Of course, I knew what the next question was before it even came out of his mouth, "can I have it?"

"Sure," I say, handing him the bag.

Mistake!

I look back in the rear view mirror and he's eating the dental floss!

"Stop eating the floss!" I say, imagining floss coming out in his poop, or worse getting trapped in his intestine.

"I'm not eating it," says Gio. "I'm flossing. It tastes like chocolate cupcake."

On second thought, maybe, I will keep the floss for myself.