Happy Mother's Day!

Gluten-free breakie by The Huz.

"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screams Gio, on his fifth tantrum of the day.

"I didn't do anything!" shouts Vinny, on his way to time out.

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalf," barfs Athena Kitteh, into my hands, which in my opinion, is better than on the white carpet, where the other two pukes piles landed.

"Happy Mother's Day!" says my Sweet Cousin on the phone. "How's it going?"

"Oh you know, it's pretty much business as usual," I say.