"We got a Ping Pong table," I text my friend. "I'm so excited!"
"Whaaaaat?" texts my friend. "I didn't even know you play."
"I love Ping Pong!" I text.
"We can have the Wimbledon of Table Tennis at your house," texts my friend.
"Yeah, game on bitches!" I text.
11 comments:
you swing like my grandma .
Nu-uh. I've seen her play...she is fierce! She will kick your ass! I can't wait to watch the beating!!!
Yeah when your Grandma was forty and hot!!!!!!
Thanks J!!!
are you sure you will be able to stand up to my asian top spin and serena afro?
OMG! lol!!!! Yeah I'm sure. Remember I played in high school so I'm semi-pro.
Yikes... bitchy commentary.
What do you expect from bitches?!
I believe this is "smack talk," known to come before a heated sporting event, like the world cup, superbowl, world series, or ping pong wendy v. B. that kind of thing.
I will DOMinate!!!!!!
You guys are TOO funny. Play on!
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