"I'm so happy now that my parents got me a Mono ShoeTM!"
The Mono ShoeTM is hopping to be part of the new Fall fashion trend for young folks.
"Why walk when you can hop?!"
Plus, all the hopping around in the Mono ShoeTM should exhaust any tireless child. A great selling point for parents.
The good news for parents is there is no need to go shopping for a brand new Mono ShoeTM. Parents can make one from the comfort of their own home. Even better news for parents, who don't like to make things, any old large, flat bottom, shoe will do.
Instructions for homemade Mono ShoeTM:
Find large old shoe, one without a heel, clean off any lingering dookie, give shoe to child. Instruct child to fit both feet into shoe.
Once feet are properly inserted into shoe, yell, "what are you waiting for child?! Start hopping!"
Guarantee: hours of fun or your money back, plus there's the added bonus of improving your child's balance skills!
Give your child the competitive edge they require to survive in today's world, give then the Mono ShoeTM today!!!!!
4 comments:
bwahahahaha!!! C wants one, "Where did Gio get that shoe? Can I have one....pahleez?" Hopping as we type.
Ha ha, see it is catching on.......
Will break one out when things start to go south today around 4pm or so!
I'm heading to a park now it's not even 10 and things are going south
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