Monday, November 10, 2008

Global Orgasm Day (GOD)

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The other night my husband and I were computing together.

"So and so just joined Global Orgasm Day (on Facebook)," says Stefan laughing.

"What," I say perking up. My status on Facebook was reading, "Wendy is tired." Not anymore.

"You should join that honey," Stefan says.

I always do what he tells me and I joined. "Hey that was fun," I say. "You should join too," I suggest.

"No, I don't need to put that out there," he quips.

Oh well his loss.

The idea behind Global Orgasm Day (GOD) is during and after orgasm, members should envision world peace. According to GOD, "the goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world."

They say to do this every 91 days. "What, I don't get it?" says Stefan confused. It didn't make any sense to me either.

Who came up with that number? A yogi? Someone that doesn't really like sex or has a lot of headaches? The number definitely should be every 69 half hours minus 10 hours, which would be about every 24.5 hours. Time for GOD to get a new consultant.

Why not make everyday GOD? Yeah, I can see world peace coming right now. Happy Birthday Stefan!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

No Comment LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Gosh....

Anonymous said...

According to many statistics, men think about sex every 6.9 seconds. So maybe if they think about world peace during those 6.9 seconds, the world will be a better place.

Anonymous said...

orgasms for peace!
sweet!
have your orgasm today and bring about whirled peas, oops, world peace!
sweet.

orgasm

Anonymous said...

orgasm

Anonymous said...

is world peace here now?

Anonymous said...

how 'bout now?

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