FAIL!
The other night, unbeknown to me, we ran out of dishwashing detergent. I almost never put detergent in the dishwasher, when I load it, because, I usually use too much detergent, causing the opening mechanism to jam. The end result is a rock hard rectangle of dish detergent that frequently fails! to dispense.
"Oh no!" exclaims Stefan as he runs to the dishwasher.
I look up to see the dishwasher foaming at the mouth.
I say to myself, "that thing cannot break tonight, it's only three years old."
Then I say a quick prayer to the Dishwashing Repair Angels, "to promise to start being good if they let my dishwasher live."
"I only used a tiny amount," swears Stefan. "We were out of regular dishwashing detergent. I thought it would be okay."
"Ha ha ha ha he he he he ho ho ho," I can't stop laughing.
I would have even rolled around on the floor laughing, because it was so funny, but I didn't want to get all foamy. Besides, I was overcome with joy that the dishwasher wasn't broken and he was cleaning the mess.
4 comments:
OMG! I've done that! I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one in the world who thought hmmm... dishwashing liquid....dishwasher.....why not? Oh, crap!!!!!!!! They should put a warning label on the bottle that it's not suppose to be used in dishwasher for fear of flying bubbles.
I always say a quick prayer to St. Jude (of hopeless causes). That's what my grandma taught me to do!
I didn't know that St Jude prayer. Thanks!
OMG! Funny. A warning is a great idea.
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